Car Acrobatics.

One hand on his shoulder, the other bracing the side of the car. You've got your head above the steering wheel while you're straddling your partner. The windows fog up, all you can hear is the sound of breaths quickening, feeling sweat gliding down your body, and you're about to climax...


That's what sex sounds like in the movies. But in reality it's a little bit more complicated and painful then that.
Introducing Kristy (on the left). After a 'drive' with a 'friend' the night before, bruises protruded from certain areas, where she knew biting or sucking were NOT involved. Which proves that sex in cars are more trouble than you bargain for. Yet again if the house is out of service or it's something along the lines of a secret, sometimes we all have to compensate and deal with it later.


Through years of practice, Kristy believes that she has somewhat perfected the art of positioning. And by positioning, I don't mean so she doesn't get bruises but more for the fact that she gets the most out of it, you know the big 'O'.
A lot of women are self-conscious about their bodies, and to be on top while bits are bouncing all over the place? Well, lets be honest, gravity tends not to be our friends once the bras come off and gravity takes hold, or drop. While we're bouncing about, we have more things to be concerned with then where to put our leg without squishing it against a seat belt buckle, or that we're more than likely about to smash our head on the car roof.

Car acrobatics are fun for a quick fix, but if you're not into pain, I suggest you keep it in your pants! Just kidding. Just find alternatives. Remember, cars have bonnets too!