Finding Love in a Gay Club.

So last night I was accused as well as asked if I was a lesbian. My answer kept changing, depending on who asked or whether I liked their shirt or not. My inner-gay-lesbian was on the prowl and I definitely spanked a few too many gays last night, we were celebrating the gays marriage approval. I maybe even gave some lesbians the impression that I was batting for their softball team. By the time we left our first stopover for the night, we all decided to go to the Imperial Hotel, (another gay club). The bouncer at the door looked at the whole group of us waiting to be allowed in. To be honest, I'm surprised most of us  got in. We were loud, stumbling and reeked of a brewery but they didn't care so, off we went!

This is where the crazy started to happen. After doing a 'wet pussy' shot with Matt and Joel (Matthew's special friend) they disappeared and I wanted another beverage. Waiting in line I felt arms wrap around me and someone sniffing my hair. I turn around and smiled, thinking it was Matt-- it wasn't. Some random gay decided that my hair smelt amazing and kept sniffing my hair as if it were made of cocaine. Laughing it off I eased away making my way to the stairs. I hated stairs on a sober day, drunk was even worse. I got up there and was complimented on my outfit. I smiled and curtseyed (as you do). One guy however asked if he could try on my outfit, and try on my bra. I laughed it off too. But the whole night I found him following me around asking me to swap.

Then comes when I needed to pee. The female toilets were nowhere to be found. I asked a lovely couple making out on the couch to show where it was 'safe' to pee. They laughed kindly and pointed me to the men's toilet. With a sigh I was in there, doing my business. I contemplated peeing in the urinal, but thought I may have fallen, instead I was balancing and aiming!
I've never felt more like a bloke than last night, nor made so many friends, or gotten harassed for my clothes. It was a night to remember and laugh about and all in the name of L.O.V.E.

My beer tower, thanks to; The Courthouse Pub