When it comes to sex, everyone wants quality AND quantity. However most of us do not get both, sometimes too long can lead to aches and pains the next day, walking like you've got a permanent bowling ball up your rectum...you know, the usual. Not often do we hear people say that they had an amazing, mind-blowing, outer body experience that went on for two-hours. To be quite honest, I think most of us might die, so would it be safe to say, the universe's way of looking after us is by either having a shit to decent romp for 10-20mins (sometimes less, I'm not judging) or a tedious and repetitive sexathon for hours on end.
A friend of mine, Brendan and partner were having a long romping session and despite Brendan saying how great it was, the result afterwards is not something that he expected. He exclaimed how when penetration was in motion (literally) he couldn't feel any pain till half an hour after a 2.5 hour sexathon did he notice his balls swell up to the size of an infants head...well, not really, more like a tennis ball. Heading to his lesbian doctors room his comfort level was beyond embarrassed--he really didn't want to show her his testicles.
"You've got blue balls." She says as Brendan exhaled a sigh of relief. Though the special cream that he was prescribed was nothing of relief at all. His balls felt like they were on fire! "...a burn cream...like deepheat." I don't even have balls but I assure you that , that doesn't sound pleasant and I'd rather have sex with a remote controlled car then have anything like that near my genitals, thanks. But Brendan endured his injury and cream-- he was back to normal soon enough, and all his girlfriend could do was laugh, bless her.
So I ask you this question again. Would you prefer great sex for less time, or something that goes for two and a half hours and ends up making your balls or genitals feel like they're being severed with a spoon. I know what I'd choose.
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